DOWNLOAD THE SONG: bit.ly BLOOPERS: bit.ly CELEBRITY POKEMON CARDS: bit.ly smosh.com http facebook.com myspace.com —————————– LYRICS: I’m a nice guy and get nothing in return but Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt By the way, saying “Good game” doesn’t mean it’s OK Guy on guy butt slapping’s really gay No, that’s not me now, I’m Boxman version two Out with the old box, in with the new Don’t expect a dance from me that’s so overplayed Boxman Dance time won’t get me laid The old me would be polite and hold open doors Not the new me, I’ll walk past ’cause I’m hardcore Hand me that paper, no I won’t say please Because I’m a BAMF like Sue from Glee Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips? Why not combine the two? Purple is hip (Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination) Let’s see that dinosaur’s gang operation He’s a Boxman version two Everything you knew about him’s now untrue He’s a Boxman two point oh He’s really badass like GI Joe He’s a Boxman in a gang They make him do things that are insane He’s a Boxman as you can see Breaking that table was really mean So maybe gang life ain’t all it’s cracked up to be Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain’t for me Oops Forgot to wear my undies They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me Stop, everybody put your hands in the air There’s a gang affair going on in here, I’m aware Holy f**ing sh**, I’m f***ing out of here, man I had nothing to do with any of their plans Whoa, oh my God …

(Yo man) Yo (Open up man) What do you want man? (My girl just caught me) You let her catch you? (I don’t know how I let this happen) With who? (The girl next door, you know?) Man… (I don’t know what to do) Say it wasn’t you (Alright) Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this we were both butt-naked Banging on the bathroom floor How could I forget That I had given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me How you can grant the woman access to your villa Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow You better watch your back before she turn into a killer Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner To be a true player you have to know how to play If she say you’re not, convince her say you’re gay Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim And you tell her baby no way But she caught me on the counter (It wasn’t me) Saw me banging on the sofa (It wasn’t me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn’t me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn’t me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn’t me) Heard the words that I told her (It wasn’t me) Heard the screams getting louder (It wasn’t me) She stayed until it was over Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this we were both butt-naked Banging on the bathroom floor How could I forget That I had given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her …

Kesha is trying 2 hRd. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Mark and Andrea responding to your comments from this vid! www.youtube.com Check out LaDiDa: bit.ly It’s an app that helps bad singers make music: www.youtube.com Works on dogs too: www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Music production by Jake Chudnow LYRICS: I’m ridiculous My 15 minutes is almost up I pulled this song out of my butt Hit clubs like Jack Nicklaus Pretendin’ I’m bi curious Cus I think its hilurious This towns a zit lets squeeze the puss don’t look at us like we’re disgust…ing I’m like Gaga with less grace Can’t read my tik tok bla bla face Wake up in tubs but never bathe I just use Febrese THAT’S GROSS CHORUS I’m barfing up a lung lung lll-lung I’m making out with bums bums bbb-bums I’m partying with nuns nuns nnn-nuns I’m peein’ in your yard I’m trying too hard DAD Ke$ha talk to us There’s something that we must discuss It’s about your lack of cleanliness When you walk you leave cloud of dust MOM Please girl, take a bath and use some soap Now here’s a toothbrush and some scope KE$HA You don’t understand what I’m about MOM Did something die inside your mouth? KE$HA I sing like a drunk buffoon Then its fixed with autotune Check out my new Ke$ha perfume It smells like sex and shoes MOM and DAD That’s gross KE$HA Hey, let go of my arm arm aaa-arm Hey, that’s my chicken parm ppp-parm DAD She’s like a St. Bernard nard nard nnn-nard MOM She’s …