Written, Produced, Shot, Edited and Finished by Donovan Fourie Singer, Songwriter, Composer. The Infinitely talented Etienne Steyn is a nice guy to boot. Thi…

DOWNLOAD THE SONG: bit.ly BLOOPERS: bit.ly CELEBRITY POKEMON CARDS: bit.ly smosh.com http facebook.com myspace.com —————————– LYRICS: I’m a nice guy and get nothing in return but Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt By the way, saying “Good game” doesn’t mean it’s OK Guy on guy butt slapping’s really gay No, that’s not me now, I’m Boxman version two Out with the old box, in with the new Don’t expect a dance from me that’s so overplayed Boxman Dance time won’t get me laid The old me would be polite and hold open doors Not the new me, I’ll walk past ’cause I’m hardcore Hand me that paper, no I won’t say please Because I’m a BAMF like Sue from Glee Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips? Why not combine the two? Purple is hip (Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination) Let’s see that dinosaur’s gang operation He’s a Boxman version two Everything you knew about him’s now untrue He’s a Boxman two point oh He’s really badass like GI Joe He’s a Boxman in a gang They make him do things that are insane He’s a Boxman as you can see Breaking that table was really mean So maybe gang life ain’t all it’s cracked up to be Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain’t for me Oops Forgot to wear my undies They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me Stop, everybody put your hands in the air There’s a gang affair going on in here, I’m aware Holy f**ing sh**, I’m f***ing out of here, man I had nothing to do with any of their plans Whoa, oh my God …

DOWNLOAD THE MP3: tinyurl.com Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson bit.ly Produced by Atomic Beats bit.ly ***LYRICS*** You don’t know me, baby, but I’ve seen you around. It might be kind of crazy, but I’m just new in town. And now I wonder what you’d think if I said, hey look I’d like to get your number and a link to your Facebook. Now if I tell you what a nice guy’s supposed to Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you? You’ll have to promise me you’ll take this news calmly, But honestly, I’m sort of a zombie. I knew you’d be surprised. You can bet that I May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain’t dead inside. What’s with the shotty? I ain’t wishing you harm. You see, I’d try to hold your hand but I’m missing an arm. Brains are all I’ve eaten all week it’s true, But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. So let me take you to Wendy’s. You deserve it. Yeah, I’m a zombie, baby. Ain’t nobody perfect. I’ll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I’ve never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet That I’ve got an appetite for human flesh. I’ll always be near though. You’ll have to accept that When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected. Cause I fell in love with you and I’m Undead but you make me feel alive. And when I chase you through the graveyard …