DOWNLOAD THE MP3: tinyurl.com Lyrics by Ray Johnson Beat by Mixscape ***LYRICS***Girl, I know you left me, but there was something I forgot to show you. Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up. It’s been a while since we last spoke, but I need another chance. Can you give me that? ‘Cause there’s something in my pants that’ll win you back. I wanna be your man again, But you left me like I’m Jennifer Aniston. And I know you said you’d never call, But girl, you ain’t seen my balls. You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls. (repeat) My balls are so awesome. Don’t get me started. They’re so damn big. How big are they? They’re so big. It’s really obnoxious. It’s like two ewoks chillin’ in my boxers. They’re so big. I can’t hold ’em back. Even Cartman’s like, man those are fat. They’re so big. They’re run over your feet. That’s why when they back up you hear a beep beep. And how can I be subtle, when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel? And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me That Epcot Center looks at ’em with jealousy. In fact, when you see ’em on the street they’ll Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel. I’m guessing soon you’ll be hoping I’m back, ‘Cause my balls are so big they’ve got an opening act. You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls. (repeat) My balls are so epic, and I ain’t boastin’, but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean. And when the sun’s right, it might cause A total solar eclipse of my balls. ‘Cause these things are where it’s happenin …

DOWNLOAD THE MP3: tinyurl.com Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson bit.ly Produced by Atomic Beats bit.ly ***LYRICS*** You don’t know me, baby, but I’ve seen you around. It might be kind of crazy, but I’m just new in town. And now I wonder what you’d think if I said, hey look I’d like to get your number and a link to your Facebook. Now if I tell you what a nice guy’s supposed to Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you? You’ll have to promise me you’ll take this news calmly, But honestly, I’m sort of a zombie. I knew you’d be surprised. You can bet that I May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain’t dead inside. What’s with the shotty? I ain’t wishing you harm. You see, I’d try to hold your hand but I’m missing an arm. Brains are all I’ve eaten all week it’s true, But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. So let me take you to Wendy’s. You deserve it. Yeah, I’m a zombie, baby. Ain’t nobody perfect. I’ll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. I’ve never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet That I’ve got an appetite for human flesh. I’ll always be near though. You’ll have to accept that When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected. Cause I fell in love with you and I’m Undead but you make me feel alive. And when I chase you through the graveyard …